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The data is incontrovertible. Hexbear is dying. The tankie admins do not want to face facts. We must privatise the posting economy now or all is doomed!

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow even on Hexbear line goes up infinitely. Just like in capitalism. Checkmate commies

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

if hexbear were dying, there would be a straight line at a 45 degree angle intersecting the origin

as plotted, there's a lot more dying than hexbear once the exponential growth takes hold

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Have you considered 100 gorrilion dead, no ipone, vuvuzela though? vuvuzela

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Hexbear has diminishing returns but dying is forever

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Is there any way to flatten the curve or is it too late?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually, I would expect a linear correlation if hexbear and dying were one in the same (i.e. X is Y, X=Y). This chart is actually wonderful news. Since hexbearness causes an exponential rise in dying, this implies we are beyond death. What is beyond death? A spectre. We are a spectre. We are a spectre haunting the Europe. We are communism! We fucking did it! We made a communism!

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Consequences of rancid cannibalism vibes.

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

We’re About to reach levels of dying hitherto unheard of

personally i blame the Murders

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

as hexbear increases so too does dying, hexbear is entropy

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Hexbear died the day it stopped being called Chapo.chat

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

What are the metrics for these two axises?