AFineWayToDie

joined 4 years ago
[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

No gods, no malarkey

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Boy I tell ya hwat we gotta seize them dang ol' means a production.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

But then they wouldn't be liberals.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago (5 children)

If they're gonna put the Ten Commandments in schools, they also have to include all those rules from the same books about which colour bugs you're allowed to eat and how to properly bathe your mother-in-law. Anything less will probably incur God's wrath.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

There must have been at least one Puerto Rican on Star trek.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

I'd do Bautista first. He's a fine actor and probably a better person than this guy, but the wrinkles on his head really bother me.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago (3 children)

how ordinary Gazans could look the other way as innocent men and women are held hostage in their midst?

Probably because of all the fucking IOF bombing is a bigger priority. Just a guess.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So... THAT just happened.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

You know..when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media to keep people stupid, ..my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink!

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Let’s not forget the massive atrocities the Soviets committed. It was said their atrocities are in par with Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan.

It is known, Khaleesi.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Have you considered volunteering? Show yourself as willing to work just for the sake of it, and you'll probably find at least one person there who can provide a reference for you.

Also, having your own job might not be enough for complete self-sufficiency, but don't discount the feeling of being useful and worthwhile that having a job gives you. A job shouldn't be a prerequisite for that, but as things currently are, it does help.

The fact that you actually want to improve yourself and earn your own way means a lot. Don't sell yourself short.

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