hmm, how many rerolls we think we got in this sucker? 
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Someone get Fetterman a Cybertruck (it has poor visibility and no crumble zones)
oh it has crumble zones, but it takes a few years for oxidation to make them functional
I hope he dies
The funniest turn of events the universe could give us is that a second bonk to the head turns him into the most hardcore Maoist
Too busy thinking about his side chick, Israel.
What if he gets even more mask off by calling it a genocide, but still supporting it
That's a senator?
Yes, in his election he ran against Dr.Oz the TV doctor
one of the funniest/most cursed elections recently
Is the US okay?
Hell, is the West okay?
("Never has been") 
Wasn't him kinda based until he got bonked in the head?
I mean, this was the covid elections; he wasn't the guy telling people to take hydroxycloroquine for covid so he won by default.
Progressive? In the sense he's a TYT (radical liberal alternative media) style lib, sure for what that's worth. Based? Not by either definition as far as I know.
And to be clearhe had a stroke,he wasn't bonked on the head. Also there is some skeletons in his closet from during his time as mayor as others have mentioned before, it was foolish to get overly excited about this guy from the beginning.
Not really. His claim to fame that got him on Colbert back in the day was "revitalizing" a dying town as mayor that made all the libs think he was a socialist. But really he was just kind of a vibes based chaotic neoliberal without any real ideology. Lot of questionable stuff in his history.
He was a radlib who was ok I guess on some domestic issues. More in the mold of like Jamaal Bowman or something.
But he was always a big time Israel supporter, I remember the general gist of people describing him is “progressive but pretty bad on Israel”
"Pretty bad on Israel" is kinda the assumption I made about 99% of US politicians and then the genocide started and I was like "Holy fuck I had no idea how bad "bad" was."
People thought he was cool because he insists on dressing like your suburban brother in law while serving in congress
Treating Congress with the degree of respect it deserves was cool.
He seemed to have progressive politics right up until he received the tiniest papercut.
It's stolen valor, too. He's some rich fuck.
Largest adult son
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He's going to grow a Hitler mustache
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
:fetterman: So, since I didn't die again, does that mean I have to get even more fasc? 'Cause, y'know, damn..."
Die in jorts, fucko
Too bad the crash wasn't 100 mph into an old school telephone pole
The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.
imagine if he had another stroke during his next public appearance
But this one turns him into 
But then he gets bonked in the head with a big funny clown hammer and he becomes a twitter radlib.
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Hitting politicians on the head still sounds like a better plan for political improvements than voting for the lesser evil
The problem is each hit would make them more conservative.
not if you hit often enough
Yeah but horseshoe theory
Integer underflow theory
When the car in front of you has a "Free Palestine" bumper sticker
Might as well put a maxed out massage gun onto his bald head and see what happens
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bonks in Tf2 scout
mr redditman your fired sir
Keep on 
My God the back pain I would 'suffer' if a Senator crashed into me
Have you ever read Interface by Neal Stephenson?
In the good universe this man holds the UFC heavyweight belt for 8 years straight
Bulworth (1998)
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