Archimedes

I think Slavoj would say that it is unreasonable to expect happiness.

This guy is Alfred from Batman

It used to be men in skirts and the women stayed home.

Great at it, even.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with ain't it and what it is scares me.

It will happen to you too.

It hasn't been this bad since Alexander the Great

Back then all you had was the clothes on your back an half a sack of grain at the store. There's more free time if you don't produce anything.

Perhaps a nice tea or pipe-weed

He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!

You're all millennials now

People's Democratic Republic of North America

That name raises my German eyebrow