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[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 187 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This just in: Google and Apple announce they've updated their maps.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yet another reason OpenStreetMaps is superior

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I'm trying to switch to osm exclusively. It's a little rough without an app (that I can find) that includes details (stops, schedule, eta) on nyc subway and bus lines.

[–] tremble5218@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

CoMaps is available on F-Droid and it works really well. There are little nuances like search not displaying the suburb for a street address, especially where I live, so it takes a bit of guessing. Overall though, offline, open source, great navigation, zero complaints.

Edit: fixed typo.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

I have bad luck with that in Barcelona as well, and often have to go to Maps or Here We Go.

That said, there's also overlays for OsmAnd+. The one I have for bike routes is much better than Google.

[–] Cricket@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

I believe that there are dedicated apps for transit that are as good as Google / Apple maps. This would require splitting into two apps to replace one, but at least you could move away from the major map apps without losing that very useful functionality for transit.

[–] pbhj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Osmand app on Android is great for me (UK).

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Trump Strait

Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 140 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. "Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself"

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago

Instead we get "Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President" and other soft-peddling verbiage.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Aka we never have to hear 90% of his deranged ramblings. We'd only hear of the stuff that will actually affect us. Not the dementia riddled slop that comes out of his brain.

Oops. Did I say brain? Sorry, he doesn't have one. I meant mouth.

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago

We're about ten years too late to make that train

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Let's just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn't crash the stock market this time.

[–] Alexfire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's probably tomorrow, they sold today.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

'Trump's Folly' seems more apt.

folly /fŏl′ē/ noun

  1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

  2. An act or instance of foolishness.

  3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

"Trump's Back Passage."

Because he claims to own it yet is unable to control it.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everyday with this fucking guy

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It hasn't been this bad since Alexander the Great

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least that guy was good at something.

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

It's the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

[–] BuckFutter@timeyak.com 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why? was Trumps Gay taken?

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[–] Uranhjort@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?

Is... Is he gaining self awareness?

It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now...

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 1 day ago

Yup. I used to want him to survive long enough to die in prison. Now I just want him tj fucking die. Fuck this orange turd rapist.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.

I can propose things too...

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.

Planet America.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Minor adjustment: 'Trump's Strait'

It has an Achilles' Heel ring to it.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Ah shit! I put all my money on either "The Freedom Strait" or "The American Strait". I shoulda known.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Canada Proposes Renaming "Strait of Hormuz" to "Strait of our Moose"

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Nah, rename that one.

“Iran takes Trump’s Strait, demands repayment.”

“Trump’s Strait under fire”

“America vows to destroy blockage of Trump’s Strait”

“Trump fails to secure Strait

Someone can probably do better than me here, but I feel the name has potential for ridicule

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[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

At least hes owning up to his failure i guess.

Iran is gonna have a field day making puns about it.

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

The "Trump Strait" can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives...

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you mean "not-the epstein" strait.

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only Trump and his passel o' rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

Ok fuck this. Fine. Planet Trump. But once that guy is out we have to legalize the entire world against the use of that name on anything. They cannot take any office or name even a broken down car with that name. We revert every law, every rename, everything. Like the Disney movie with the purple guy that had a glove.

A literally fucking cartoon villain

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By this time next year he'll have renamed half the major cities on earth

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