Daqu

joined 1 year ago
[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jägerschnitzel is breaded Jagdwurst with noodles and ketchup.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wann wird endlich der Bratwurststand vorm Baumarkt Gesetz? Ein Baumarkt hier hat Hähnchen, der andere gar nichts. Diese Überfremdung ekelt mich an.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

They have a lot of experience with dailies, so maybe become a scrum master.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's like reaching the top of Mount Everest with oxygen and fixed ropes. You can only brag until you talk to a /real/ climber.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Try air frying a high quality swedish dish like surstromming.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know nothing about the blood type gangs. Where can I find out more?

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

This puts the CEOs security first bullshit in petspective. He should personally be held accountable. Take his wealth and put him in prison as an example for other tech CEOs.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should have worn a blue/gold dress.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

No weird electrical glitches in those dogs...

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

They say that they are christiqns, but they never pray, visit church or follow the bible.

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