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for the same reason there's so many bad horror movies, it's a genre that welcomes a smaller scope, lower budget, dark lighting so it's harder to see said low budget, and game-wise bad controls are welcomed as a way to increase the tension

i don't mean this in a hater way, horror is one of my favorite film genres and i like horror games, they're just very accessible to make and you get all of the downsides of that fact with the upsides

honestly looks like he would be an antagonist in a 80/90's tech company show/movie played by Jeff Goldblum

the term jatz predates jizz, the disney "rename" mentions it's also known by other names, they've also used jizz in a disney canon novelization before

I spent hundreds of hours playing monster hunter 3U in bed on the gamepad and never had a problem with it. I found it pretty comfy and the steam deck basically copied its ergonomics so they must have been doing something right

but regardless the pro controller exists which can be used in like 95% of Wii U games and has an abominably long battery life

Wii U easily, if you jailbreak it you can play every generation before it

switch can't emulate Wii and GameCube games, and on top of that half of its good games are Wii U ports anyway

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got severe whiplash from seeing Ian Miles Cheong in the replies, but I'm not surprised considering this game's community lmao

yeah i didn't see any outrage at helldivers 2 locking a majority of the new content each update behind a monthly ten dollar battle pass microtransaction lmao

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