this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not even like a natural death, he glances out a window and has time to let off a single surprised n-bomb before being obliterated by a meteorite

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

itd be funnier if he just shit himself instead

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Hamburglar.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hopefully something like "OHGODOHFUCKITREALLYHURTSTODIE"

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

...Chera....

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

...fired... virgil-sad

[–] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Blep@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"You're" Or "fired"

This is the correct answer, right?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

τετέλεσται

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

MAGAAAAARGH

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

“Satan?”

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Cthulhu ftaghn!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I did everything right and they keelhauled me

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

This is perfect.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Picked... the wrong... test subject....

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Rosebud

(I was gonna say Beanis but someone already did)