Shhhh, shhhhhhhh..... sleep time now...
Hazmatastic
Ngl when I first saw the image I thought it was a Dr Disrespect and Saddam Hussein mashup
I think they meant that the people saying #2 are rarely the people saying #3, and vice versa. But it's very easy to see them all as a giant, contradictory monolith when you are exposed to millions of people, which is what I think the comic is falling into.
Imagine being more confident that cancer will be cured than the US going to war. That is some optimism I truly envy
That was me as I was saving up for mine. Ended up having and getting a cheaper but still decent one, but for a while I was definitely a part of that subset. And yes, a lot of my purchases were absolutely driven by FOMO. Honestly don't regret any of them though. The not-so-great ones were cheap anyways

Happy new year, bud. Oh, and also OP.
Huh, get to be one of today's lucky 10,000. Thanks, friend
There's always a bigger ~~fish~~ bear.
Do some slugs have 4 eyes and I just missed that growing up or...?
My flight is at 7, so i should be at the gate by 6 to be safe, and the line for security tends to be long, give it another two hours just in case, and I should give extra time in case something holds me up at check-in, so maybe be there by 3, and man traffic is going to be terrible, so i should leave the house at 1....
Then it takes 45 minutes to get through the entire airport and I have 5 hours to kill. Better than being late though, right?
Huh... are there any actual nuts cracked in the Nutcracker story? I don't believe there are, I just remember a rat king
Huh, although I suppose it could apply to any maker of dairy products