well i suppose then it would be...
WAIT WAIT NO! VOLCEL POLICE HELP 
Lerios
joined 5 years ago
A spokesperson for Lincolnshire police
whymst the fuck are the police from the literal oposite side of the country chiming in? pigs be like "yeah, i could find your bike OR i could go on a roadtrip to talk about bombs someone else is already dealing with 🥰"
i'm not a CS grad but a bunch of my mates are. theyre fine, except the one that just lost his very nicely paying job. he was like "ha, it'll be fine i have X years of experience, i'll have another job in a month". and let me tell you comrade... he doesn't
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it might be funny, if this weren't one of the guys i split my rent with 
[tumblr flashbacks]
okay quick, what sort of statues celebrate britain exactly 
"One may dye their hair green and wear their grandma's coat all they want. Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead."
capital doesn't give a fuck what you say as long as it produces short term profits. any media property that does have genuine sentiment in it will be bought up, laundered, and hollowed out in pursuit of profit, and, in the process, thoroughly castrated. doing commie shit in a safe, marketable, fashionable way simultaneously makes capitalists money and takes the revolutionary potential out of their enemies' messaging. its a great deal (for them)
this is anti g*mer discrimination 
either that person is entirely unonline or terminally online. like, i spend 25 hrs a day on the internet but i would also be blank across the board, because neither al jazeera nor hexbear are on the list
Pearl Jam sucks
ngl this is me at work and i'm a zoomer so like, i don't see the problem idk. if anything this makes him more relatable
i read it in reverse order the first time and i was like
and then i googled who theranos were