LostXOR

I can't imagine this would be effective at all. Assuming it uses GPS, big datacenters could simply spoof the GPS signal, and consumers could block the GPU from receiving the signal (a fully metal PC case is almost a Faraday cage already).

Nice catch, doesn't make it any better though.

Never, but I think that's alright seeing as I don't have one.

Don't fret, it's buried under the pile of red ones.

Relevant xkcd:

Interpreted this as cheating on an academic assignment before reading the comments... I don't think I'm finding love anytime soon lmao.

The problem is you're using Bukkit.

Look at you fancy pants with special gloves; if you don't spill a bit of your blood along with the fish's you're doing it wrong. :P

Streamline the process by setting up a profile on a dating app that's very specific about what you want (probably only works if you're attractive).

I made a meme about this a few weeks back lol.

Thanks for your guesses, everyone! The final dry weight turned out to be 817g.

Unfortunately you weren't the closest (ended up being 817g and some people undercut you) but I will give you the award for most sensible calculation.