the guy in the middle without wraparounds on is the host, and he only doesn't have wraparounds on because the studio thought it would be good for the host to "appear impartial" (?????)
ProgAimerGirl
always got stuck on the 3 because it looks like a sideways butt and then i get so horny i forget what i was doing
burtonious manfred schmitty, esteemed gentleman of well-to-do means, socialite about town, 10kg german forest ape, steel magnate
once when i was a teen i listened to a .wav off the internet titled "do not listen to this it will turn you into a GIRL" and then later in my mid thirties my egg cracked
oh god no, he went nuclear, he released the fucking snugglebunnies
they linked the wikipedia article for Tankie lmao what a closing argument
heat optional
wow actual garbage, Babylon Bee grade of take. severe misstep. the onion put on notice (you hate to see it)
if you put on boots and deliberately avoid sidewalks in favor of the grass next to the sidewalk then it's a wilderness hike by legal definition
a puppy in the style of the eraserhead fetus
tightrope walking into the ninth circle of hell
the 6th, 7th, and 8th times will feel awful and useless, but by the 9th time it'll start to feel good and relevant again! this is the effect of age and rising atmospheric CO2 levels, and not a sign of things getting better.