ProgAimerGirl

joined 2 years ago
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

the 6th, 7th, and 8th times will feel awful and useless, but by the 9th time it'll start to feel good and relevant again! this is the effect of age and rising atmospheric CO2 levels, and not a sign of things getting better.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

the guy in the middle without wraparounds on is the host, and he only doesn't have wraparounds on because the studio thought it would be good for the host to "appear impartial" (?????)

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

always got stuck on the 3 because it looks like a sideways butt and then i get so horny i forget what i was doing

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

burtonious manfred schmitty, esteemed gentleman of well-to-do means, socialite about town, 10kg german forest ape, steel magnate

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

once when i was a teen i listened to a .wav off the internet titled "do not listen to this it will turn you into a GIRL" and then later in my mid thirties my egg cracked

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

oh god no, he went nuclear, he released the fucking snugglebunnies

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago (2 children)

they linked the wikipedia article for Tankie lmao what a closing argument

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

heat optional

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

wow actual garbage, Babylon Bee grade of take. severe misstep. the onion put on notice (you hate to see it)

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

if you put on boots and deliberately avoid sidewalks in favor of the grass next to the sidewalk then it's a wilderness hike by legal definition

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

a puppy in the style of the eraserhead fetus

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

tightrope walking into the ninth circle of hell

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