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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Barx@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deep fry it and you've basically recreated British food.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the Brit experience, I thought you needed to boil it instead

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

For the food that is darker brown inside of lighter brown the inside is usually raw first and cooked inside the lighter brown all at once.

Boiled is for the stuff that doesn't go inside of other stuff. You wouldn't want it to accidentally acquire flavor.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i hate when i see actual bad posting and have to upvote it

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

heat optional

[–] evanstucker@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

what if we heated up the beanis loaf together? 😳

haha jk..... unless? 🥺

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I made this last night, but with some rice up in there also.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

praise the bean cylinder

:praise-it:

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Cylindrical beanis

[–] flan@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Okay, I could totally eat this. But I'd grill the wrap first.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

oh my god this actually hurts to look at

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm glad lemmy supports veganism!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is a beanis enjoyer web zone

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Beanis in dis form has no animal abuse. Celebrate!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

This must be what Indians believe to be the average western vegetarian meal

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

literally me

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

just like me frfr

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

W-wow that's a big beanis pingu-horny