The Game (which you just lost)
goddamn it I just lost the game...
SARGE
joined 1 year ago
Acts of simple sabotage, multiplied by thousands of citizen-saboteurs, can be an effective weapon against the enemy
Simple Sabotage Field Manual, Office Of Strategic Services, 1944
I was walking a cart to my car today when a cop car with four of those plate readers on each side of it started coasting down my lane.
It took a bit of a jog but I decided to keep up with it and try to block as many plates as I could.
Probably didn't do a thing, but fuck em.
At least 2mph.
Probably.
DO NOT start chainsaw between legs
I really don’t need that big of a Dutch oven though
The appropriate number of cast iron cookware is n=n+1. And coupled with the ability to cook for more people at once, the more the merrier! Especially if you garden your own potatoes. I swear cast iron and potatoes were meant for each other.
Make sure to tell your wife some random stranger on the internet said "she's right" , it does make a good story.
I turned my wife into a nerd and now we go to half price books.
You can't separate the art from the artist, but I can damn well ensure that none of my money goes to them.
Secondhand all the way baybee
If Bob is pissing in the sink, who the fuck cares if Larry The Sink Pisser is saying someone else is pissing in the sink too?
"what about all the sink pissing Larry has done?" is literally whataboutism.
And in particular, the union went easy on them specifically because they didn't want lasting hard feelings.
So basically trying to please the shitbags never really stopped, it just had a brief couple years of being put on pause.
That's fair.
I mean, the reason I have a picture should be obvious, I'm literally going for visibility with a name like this...
But 9/10 times it's a generic name with a default or no picture.
Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.