bit my tongue to not torpedo our relationship
I'm so glad my wife is basically no contact with her parents, because I never have to play nice with them.
SARGE
joined 1 year ago
"EU considers following modern Nazi policy"
Oh what a coincidence, I just concluded tests for the teleportation bomb! It's an explosive that's totally untraceable and teleports to it's target, so it's a 100% completely guaranteed anonymous strike on your target.
Source: trust me bro
If I give France $1,000,000,000 to use a specific shade of color, but make the color on Brazilian machinery owned by Brazilians... I've still given France $1B. Have I not?
Oh, it's definitely a thing. Especially with Lower Decks being animated, and therefore easily replicated in style.
.... Not that I'd know anything about such things.
Infinite realities means infinite possibilities, so somewhere in the multiverse there's a starfleet absolutely filled with cock monsters.
The question is, do they seek out new life for exploration?
Or is it for cocks...
I guess Google just says “fuck 'em”?
Yes, 100%, absokutely correct.
Google is a company.
Companies do not care about you. You are not a person, you are a number.
My favorite experience with this was when I worked at a sporting goods store, we had a district wide meeting an hour away at 7am, planned in under 24 hours which changed everyone's weekend plans, and it was mandatory.
The district manager comes out and does this, but to only a handful of good mornings, and the second time was met with dead silence.
He awkwardly tried to use our lack of enthusiasm as an example of "employee bases theft from the company" because if we aren't faking being super happy and perky the second we're at work, the company loses sales.
They handed out some shopping bags with some kind of peach smelling candy and some hand sanitizer. When the meeting was over, I didn't see a single person take the bag with them, and everyone basically sprinted to their cars in under a minute.
Productivity was just a word the next morning. It took two days to unload a truck that normally gets done in 6-8 hours.
I don't think anyone organized some kind of slow down and forgot to tell me, I think we just all felt the same way "fuck this place, I work hard and they call it lazy so let's see how they like it when I AM lazy"
There absolutely are movies I would go to see in theaters again.
Wedding crashers isn't even on the list.
Wedding crashers isn't even on the list of movies I would watch this month if I had no internet access and only 3 other dvds.
Captain Picard always had a way with words.
Tries to find a peaceful solution, but doesn't hesitate to throw hands when it's necessary.
Bombs aren't lethal.
Out of most bombs that have been dropped in history, how many have directly hit a person?
Good thing both cannons and bombs are famous for only being effective if they directly hit a person.
I'm sitting in the break area right now, there's 3 bins for people to toss their cigarettes in, yet the ground is littered with them.
It's fucking disgusting.