Washedupcynic

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[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago

It's not a good excuse. Until Americans guillotine these fuckers, they will just continue to do what they want, law be damned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZhZs69RvFM

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Trump's dick is so small that when he pays for a blow job, the prostitute does it with a straw.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

A bunch of hot, sweaty guys in the locker room together; seems like the perfect place to view the post.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 hours ago

Can't be forced to dial into teams meeting during commute when you ride an analog bike to work.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Translation: Hey, you radiate such openness and are incredibly likeable. May I ask how you feel about new impulses or changes in your life? Would you perhaps be interested in earning some extra money?

Trump tiny peepee pic.

Translation: do you want to earn (money?)

I'm assuming that the first message was spam of some sort, mlm marketing, or maybe a scam, so the person responded with a trump dick pic and asked if they wanted to earn money, inferring the money would be earned by sucking trumps microscopic appendage.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (4 children)

Couldn't people just by steam cards with cash, load load it to their accounts and then make their porn purchases? What's to stop other retailers from selling gift cards that can be purchased with cash to use on the pornographic stuff being sold? Edit: I just learned this issue stems from the major CC companies refusing to let companies like steam use their platform to process payments if they kept NSFW games up. My question still stands, what's keeping steam or the player base from telling these companies to f-off and switch to a cash based gift card method?

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 hours ago

"This is why we don't love you." Bitch, you better not need end of life care from me; you will find out about my lack of love for you.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

cardamom is one of the secret ingredients in my chili. I also use cinnamon and whiskey in the recipe.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

I moved out of my last shitty apartment because the entire thing was wired to two 15amp fuses. If the Fridge compressor happened to kick on while I was cooking on the electric stove and had like the microwave also going it would blow a fuse. My new apartment has circuit breakers, but things aren't much better. The stove and fridge are on their own circuits. However all of the outlets are on a single breaker. If I try to run the AC in the bedroom at the same time as the living room it trips. It's rage inducing.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Sliced BBQ Porkbelly in tonkotsu broth with ramen noodles, soft-medium boiled egg, green onion, bok choy, shredded carrots, corn, and enoki mushrooms served with a bottle of chilled, sweet, filtered sake.

[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

I work downtown in my city for the state government. I usually see at lest 1 tesla per day if not more parked downtown. I'm excited when I see one that's dirty because I can wet my fingertip and wipe dirt away in the shape of, "Fuck Tesla and Fuck Elon."

 

The union representing workers across Northern California said they overwhelmingly voted to authorize a strike last week, with a 95% approval.

 

Trump breaks his own law.

(3) Offense involving digital forgeries.-- (A) Involving adults.--Except as provided in subparagraph (C), it shall be unlawful for any person, in interstate or foreign commerce, to use an interactive computer service to knowingly publish a digital forgery of an identifiable individual who is not a minor if-- (i) the digital forgery was published without the consent of the identifiable individual; (ii) what is depicted was not voluntarily exposed by the identifiable individual in a public or commercial setting; (iii) what is depicted is not a matter of public concern; and (iv) publication of the digital forgery-- (I) is intended to cause harm; or (II) causes harm, including psychological, financial, or reputational harm, to the identifiable individual.

 

The 2025 Medical Ethics Defense Act allows physicians to deny care to patients whose lifestyles they disagree with

 

Another Trumper full of regret.

 

The family members of a U.S. citizen who was taken into custody by federal agents in downtown Los Angeles on Tuesday are demanding answers as she was detained while on her way to work.

Andrea Velez, a Cal Poly Pomona grad working in merchandising at a shoe company, had just been dropped off by her mother and sister for the workday when they saw her being taken into custody, adding they had barely even driven a block before the arrest began.

"They didn't have vests that said ICE or anything," said Velez's sister Estrella Rosas. "Their cars didn't have license plates."

She says that her mother was driving away when she looked in her rearview mirror at what was described by police as immigration enforcement.

"In the rear mirror she saw my sister was kinda, like, attacked from the back and she was already on the floor," Rosas said.

Video shows a growing crowd of onlookers yelling as officers surround the 32-year-old woman. Her family members were too scared to get out, as Rosas' mother has residency but not full U.S. citizenship.

They're also worried that Velez may have been holding pepper spray, which they say she always carries in her hand when walking downtown, when agents approached her.

Witnesses told CBS News Los Angeles that no one asked for her identification, but her family believes that it was nothing she actually did that led to her arrest, but rather the way she looks.

"Just because of the color of our skin, they think we're criminals," Rosas said. "My sister was there, so they were like, 'Oh, she looks Hispanic, so let's take her too.'"

As of Tuesday night, they have still not been able to find out where Velez is being held and are worried it could be days before they finally do.

CBS News Los Angeles has reached out to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement for information on Velez's arrest but has not yet heard back. An inquiry was also made asking how agents check a person's status when they first come into contact, and how they find the people they're targeting in enforcement operations.

Some of the video circulating online, showing Velez's arrest, also shows a group of Los Angeles police who appear to be aiding federal agents in the immigration operations.

Later Tuesday, officers told CBS News Los Angeles that they were called to the area after receiving a 911 call reporting a kidnapping at the location. When they arrived, they say that they saw that a federal immigration operation was underway and stayed to maintain peace because they were concerned by the growing crowd and the federal agents.

 

Iris Dayana Monterroso-Lemus spent three days asking guards at Richwood Correctional Center for help before she was hospitalized, where physicians said she lost her pregnancy due to a lack of prenatal care

 

Edit: I saw this online and assumed it was satire. After some digging, I was actually able to find the actual craigs list posting: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html

I am not sure if this is a joke CL job add, or if it's a serious call for seat fillers. Replying to the CL add to see if it's legit, or bullshit.

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