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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

What's the opposite of "a lannister always pays his debt".

[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 103 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How dumb can someone be. The guy knows for fucking off on every single deal possible fucked off on a deal. Big shocker!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago

How dumb can someone be.

Susan Collins has been playing this game for over 20 years. "I voted for X but I didn't think that would mean Y?!" is this endless call and response we get from "moderate" Republican Senators to explain why they supported horrifying reactionary shit.

The real suckers are the voters who keep putting people like this in office. But, more broadly, its the residents who keep selling the best years of their life away in the brutal freezing wilderness so that they can suck the last bit of our natural reserve away to burn up in some rich snob's SUV. The state is full of people who believe the best they can do for themselves is to spend their most productive 40 years self-immolating.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago

She knew. Susan Collins also likes to play dumb. They know and dgaf

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago

That bitch knew what was going on, she's just trying to save face because now they're worried about the next election and people forget easily.

[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

dog has seen some shit

Getting this from her picture.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

She was so completely pathetic that she had to vote for it, despite literally one vote being enough to stop the bill.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

You got in bed with a felon rapist with the most confirmed lies of any president in American history, you stupid bitch.

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m sure she feels so cheated that she’ll support his bid for a third term.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

She didn’t vote to support Trump. She’s angling for a cushy Big Oil lobbyist position after her term ends. The bill as-written is quite favorable to the oil industry.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

She never cared. Hell I wouldn't be shocked if she was the one who had them removed. She just wanted some form of cover. She was always for this.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

And yet, people will still vote for her again.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The look on her face says somebody just showed her goatse for the first time

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

I hope they bring this up during her Eulogy.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Fucking idiot(s).

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Clearly she doesn’t understand “The Art of the Deal”.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't understand why more people don't talk about that book more.

It's literally him bragging about grifting people to build Casinos that failed shortly after and caused him to lose more money than any American over that period.

It's his recipe for making sure nobody wins.

It's the book trump didn't write ... or even read.

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well it would've been too obvious to call it The Art of the Grift

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

"the art of the shart"

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge 3 points 3 days ago

here's your $50k, thanks for feigning it all for me ~Trump

[–] awesomesauce309@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago

Somebody more important caught his rotting attention span so she got left in the dust. Even just understanding she was cheated makes her way smarter than his voters.

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

She knows how this all works, don't give any rep the benefit of "ignorance". This is just deflection.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago

I feel terrible for this haggard shitheel who was duped by the man everyone knows is a backstabbing liar. Oh wait, no I don’t.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I am so surprised.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

there goes my whaling career...

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

dumb old bitch

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

"Play stupid so you can get sympathy points when you switch sides." This idiot knew who she was dealing with and playing dumb. She also has talks of becoming an independent or switching to the democrats. She's betting on people forgetting.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago