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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 69 points 10 months ago

The problem with Trump is not that he can't read the room. On the contrary, that's part of the problem. The room is filled with transphobic, military thumping, chauvinist, xenophobic, treat gobbling bullshit.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What gets me the most is that these people don't have a platform. Kamala is the 3 years of small business ownership in an underprivileged city gets a mail in rebate on student debt woman. I don't know who the fuck Liz Cheney is. It smells like corpo brain the way that this person believes that problems can be solved by some superficial aesthetic change.

You don't fail your elected leader, they fail to serve your interests. If we all want the country to go bankrupt because we feed children too good, your job is not to tell me that it's a bad idea, your job is to do it or lose to someone who would feed them better and go bankrupt faster.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You all would tell me if you were collectively social media designed to captivate my attention by learning what I respond to consciously or not, right?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While Somewhere Over the Rainbow was playing, I managed to stop myself from going "hell yeah I support Israel!" took-restraint

Or am I a lib for having used restraint?

isntrael

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I honestly believe that microdosing weed and shrooms together makes my mind work better. I'm in my own head, feeling stifled, overwhelmed, and angry, but then I take 2.5mg THC and some crushed up shrooms and it just stops. I go to the park and it's pleasant. I'm not high - there's no euphoria. But every time I do it I'm not only able to do work or study, but I enjoy doing it more than I like scrolling and feeling sorry for myself for how much stress I feel for tasks that aren't difficult (let alone the ones that are/are labor intensive). In fact, when I'm sober, sometimes I'll dissociate and be stuck in my computer chair until I'm dehydrated and my bladder hurts because I have to pee. I'm not sure what that means in terms of my mental health, but if it means that my mental health has deteriorated over time then healing it is more than meets the eye. For me, it's not as simple as staying sober, eating vegetables, going outside, exercising, and talking to anyone who will listen.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was hoping that a couple of them could help Hamas instead

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

I learned to do this while studying a second language. I had to rely on simple words and I've grown fond of them even in my mother tongue (USSR Russian).

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look at the shit they had to do to beat Bernie in 2020

To the rhythm of "Fullmetal Alchemist"

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I did all of those to some degree except catholic school. I'm straight. You know what I would say if I was in that guy's situation? "lmao"

You know how much freedom I feel when the LGBT+ are free? Folks, it's bigly a-little-trolling ! I have a bone to pick with everyone who goes "fellas, is it gay to drink pink lemonade?" I want a world where you love who you love and do what you do. Cause I want to be in that arcade with the crane games where the people are wearing the LGBT pins waaaaaaay more than I want to pay $8 for a hotdog at a baseball game.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

If I'm keeping it a buck fifty I'm happy for them and I want the same for myself.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's like that time Ceaser was crying because Alexander the Great did so much when he was the same age. He refuses to acknowledge that Alexander inherited an army.

Yeah, if I had the reach and money of the democrats, I'd probably do a whole lot more just by virtue of not spending it on golf courses, mansions, and corrupt military expenditures. And you know what else? Labor would probably have a lot more money, good will, and reach if the US didn't go fucking ape shit, kill a bunch of people, and threaten to blow up the world as we knew it from the second WW2 ended until the dissolution of the USSR. All the while bombing the fuck out of miners, infiltrating any leftist groups that existed, and assassinating leaders of black movements. Domestic and international labor has to build its base out of rubble so fine you'd mistake it for sand. Democrats inherited the richest nation ever known and a worldwide military industrial complex and can't feed children lunch.

 

It's recently come out that, on September 10th, Lauren Boebert was removed from the play Beetlejuice in Denver. This would be all fine and good, right? A politician is being an asshole. The sky is blue. Well, Hexbear, it is anything but fine. Anything but.

The plot thickens when it's revealed that, beyond the vaping and the being loud (which is it's own struggle session whether that's based), that part of her contribution to getting owned was that she was giving her partner an over the pants handjob. Now, this would have gone through the news cycle with a sensible chuckle for me, but, my fellow hexbearians, do I look like I'm having a sensible chuckle? NO! This is literally me right now. See, what had happened was that this news circulated to the website that I like to post on. The title of the post was "boebert was giving a no-foolin for-reals handjob during the beetlejuice musical" This post got some of the most vile, vitriolic comments I've ever seen in all my posting.

>no-foolin for-reals handjob >over the pants rubbin Y'all that's not even a handy to a seventh grader. @regul@hexbear.net

unironically this @WoofWoof91@hexbear.net

Let's get one thing straight here, hexbear. Over the pants is a handjob. This is my central thesis. Let's start with the most obvious positive case. If you have sex with a condom, do you call it over-the-condom sex? Of course not! Protected sex, maybe, but you wouldn't call it not sex. Would you call a blowjob with a condom not a blowjob? Of course not! If you did that'd be annoying and weird. Let's try not to be annoying and weird. skin-to-skin contact with the genitals isn't a requirement for something to be called a job. Repeat it once more for the people in the back getting a handjob rn: skin-to-skin contact with the genitals isn't a requirement for something to be called a job. If home runs are so unambiguous, why is third base so "ambiguous?" Because of a single fringe case. If it wasn't for the existence of this fringe case, then there's be no argument about how getting your genitals stimulated works.

Fairies, monsters, and others that go bump in the night, let me introduce you to the water jet/bubbling system of a hot tub. Wikipedia defines a hot tub as "a large tub full of water used for hydrotherapy, relaxation or pleasure." Let's explore that last word, pleasure. Whom amogus hasn't used a hot tub as it was meant to be used. I think this is where the friction comes from, the jet stream in a hot tub. Dissenters will say (like sniveling cowards) "b-b-but WDYMP, the hot tub isn't sentient, it can't give you a job!" Let's get one thing straight, if you had your hands over the edge of a hot tub and your partner was pushing your crotch into a jet stream, that would be a type of job. The solution, my compromise for the haters and losers, is what I would like to call the jetjob. It would be a normal jetjob if they're pushing you via hands on the buttox into a water jet, and a reverse jetjob if they're using their feet. It would be a backwards jetjob if your back is facing the water jet. This also expands the capacity for a combo jobs because your crotch is facing your partner. This would be the exciting introduction of the triple job if they're using a hand, their mouth, and the water jet. I propose that, upon climax in such a fashion, one would exclaim "Tic tac toe, three in a row!"

With this, let's get one thing clear, over the pants is a type of handjob the same way that over the condom sex is a type of sex. If we can start using the term jetjob, then it will be easier to recognize when something is a job and when something is not. This would also be a step closer to communism. Thank you. I hope I haven't fractured our fragile community too deeply with this.

 

Who is James Woods? What happened to James Woods? Has anyone checked up on Cat Turd recently?

 

Critical support for Ganondorf? Seems pretty based. ESPECIALLY considering all the nonsense the Hylian royal family pulled in the shadow temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWNGI87ptq4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H68zNGvit0

Edit: watching through the video, it becomes morally gray because there are, in fact, guillotines in the shadow temple. It's hard to say who was right and who was wrong because of this.

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