ZeroCool

Yep, The Onion owns Infowars and Alex Jones is dead. He popped like a balloon after eating ten triple whataburgers, five fry boxes, and a milkshake.

Yep, here you go.

There are also a lot of other bangs. For example, !rt will redirect the search query to rotten tomatoes. It’s a pretty neat feature if you’re consistently searching for info from specific sites.

Yep, he definitely would. They never learn.

Relevant microblog meme:

They will do that regardless. They always do. Hell, they already are doing it.

Bold of you to assume a Trump branded vehicle would run at all!

🎶 Interior nuclear alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater 🎶

and lack of food

Oh that won’t be a problem. Data centers stealing all of our water will assure that we all die of thirst long before we have the chance to starve… Damnit, this timeline sucks.