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Tell me you are gay without telling me you are gay.
thatβs not even his name and heβs trolling you
this post is rage bait
can we keep this trash on facebook
Ohhh Conservatives either exact sort of thing, so you sure it's not true?
google this interview
this isnt even the actual name of the guy
itβs pure rage bait
Wut?
Sounds like he's not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.
Wonder why.
This is one of the gayest things I've ever read.
Dude lives full-time in Narnia.
No, dude. Narnia is far too cool a destination for this jackass.
Dear boys,
Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.
Being mad. That's the straightest you can be.
Even gay means happy.
Don't be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).
Checkmate, atheists.
I am pretty sure most of MAGA is already doing that.
some people are just fucking stupid.
it's amazing just how succinctly this statement sums up pretty much everything these days. Beautifully said...
i just dont know what else to say. Big Damo said it best.
45 years sold.and I just learned that according to this, gay sex is my favourite. I feel like I've suddenly become man of culture
We've been to space. A satelitte left our planetary system. And now there is this Guy.
This timeline is wild
I'm sorry but none of this is real. There's no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There's no other explanation.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?
Only if she gets wet in the process.
Then Ben Shapiro is not gay.
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Anyways ladies, now that you've been sold on the idea of gay sexβ¦
:3
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And yet his orgasm -- ejaculation -- is not gay?
of course not.
Whats more masculine than having another masculine mans lips around your cock, working in up and down in just the most masculine satisifying way before injecting your bro with a big testosterone fueled hot load of manliness.
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I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn't the first time I've seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.
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incels need to be stopped
This just in: Having sex with women is gay. The manliest sex is between two (or more) men.
Well, MAGA has always had a figurative (and, apparently, literal) boner for Spartans.
Which is JUST. SO. ODD.
The Spartans routinely got their assess kicked, often by folks like the all gay Sacred Band of Thebes. Even the vaunted last stand at Thermopylae was a LOSS as the pass was forced by the Persians. And they didn't even do that alone. The 700 Thespians died there alongside them AND the Thespians didn't have this so-called macho warrior culture of "never retreat in the face of death" they just thought it was the right thing to do (which makes them the more heroic in my book).
There was no "culture of freedom" in Sparta. The only reason they had a massive army was to keep their slaves, the helots, from revolting. They literally couldn't campaign for very long because they were afraid their slaves would rise up and kill everyone they left at home.
The only reason they came out on top in the Peloponnesian war was because the Athenians (who were also assholes) got ravaged by a plague.
Then about 70 years later, some Macedonian comes along and says "Nope, I'm the greatest damn Greek of all time".
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Then I prefer to have Gay Sex with Women because I want that my Kids have a great future and at the moment those Old people ruin it for all.
If I'm getting things straight (pun intended), this guy is telling us thinking about someone else's pleasure is gay.
More gay people please!
Sometimes I wonder if MAGA is an Andy Kaufman bit.
this guy is yea
A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and "put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn't breed" and I've thought about him ever since.
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If this is real, he's obviously some kind of deranged lunatic, and it's kind of sad, but also kind of funny.
He should be our next President
I'm tired, boss.
The internet was a mistake
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