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Back in high school, I saw some meme on 4chan right before bed that said something like "Spooky fact #666: If you wake up at 3:33am, it means someone is watching you". It even included some generic horror movie / demon face and I chuckled to myself because it was so silly and over the top.
Well that night, I randomly woke up, turned to face my clock, and saw it was exactly 3:33am. I was still half asleep but I remembered the meme I saw and thought to myself "How funny would it be if I turned over and saw someone watching me?" So I turned over, thinking I could put my silly fears to back to bed. Except, there was a shadowy figure standing in my open doorway. I was paralyzed with fear and accepted that I was going to be killed by a demon or ghost or whatever paranormal creature decided to fulfill the prophecy of "spooky fact #666" and just closed my eyes and went back to sleep.
I woke up in the morning without any further incidents and assumed it was just a nightmare caused by a dumb meme. I got out of bed and bumped into my mom in the kitchen, and I mentioned the nightmare I had last night about the demon. She laughed to herself and responded, "Oh that was me, I like to watch you sleep at night when I can't sleep." It's been over a decade and I still have waking nightmares sometimes where I think I see shadowy figures standing in my room.
You have to be logged into twitter to see the post. I recommend just using the non-twitter link.
Her name is Harmohh
Twitter source: https://x.com/SuicideGirls/status/1102782797436080134
Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/SuicideGirls/status/1102782797436080134
Original source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10225642299587916&id=1341800830
The post includes higher quality and close up pictures of the project poster and pictures of the cats. The conclusion is that only short hair cats' buttholes might touch soft, uneven surfaces, like bedding or laundry.
The text of the post:
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Get ready for a good laugh! Kaeden (Henry) completed his 6th grade science fair project this past week and tackled the challenging task of answering the internet's most burning question, drum roll please, 🥁🥁🥁
"Does your cat's butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?" 😂 We had a lot of fun with this! As a disclaimer, no cat's were harmed in the process of this science project. Non-toxic lipstick was applied to their bum-bums, they were then given a series of commands (sit, wait, lie down, and jump up. Side note: Both cats have been trained since kittenhood with a variety of commands, they also know how to high-five, spin around, and speak.), they were compensated with lots of praise, pets, and their favorite treats, and the lipstick was removed with a baby wipe once we collected our data in just under 10 minutes.
His results and general findings:
✅Long and medium haired cat's buttholes made NO contact with soft or hard surfaces at all.
✅Short haired cats made NO contact on hard surfaces.
But we did see evidence of a slight smear on the soft bedding surface. ⚠️
Conclusion, if you have a short haired cat and they may be lying on a pile of laundry, an unmade bed, or other soft uneven surface, then their butthole MAY touch those surfaces!
So there you have it! Chances are favorable that your cat's butthole has not and will not touch all the things and surfaces in your home!
Fellow Facebook peeps, you are more than welcome to share this post, to give proper credit, Kaeden's last name is Henry and we live in Perry, Florida. ☺️
UPDATE: Thank you all so much for the love!!! ❤️ I screenshotted many comments and shared them with Kaeden this morning. We are both so very touched! And y'all's comments are lit! 🔥 They gave me so many great laughs last night reading through them! And yes, Kaeden most definitely got an A++++++, we homeschool so l made sure he got his A+! 🤩 Funny thing is I have a Ph.D. in animal behavior, with a concentration in feline behavior that I've never used 🤦🏻♀️, I feel like for the first time in 15 years I actually put my degree to use, even though I was only supervising his science project! But that we actually did contribute useful information to the cat world! I am so tickled! Thank y'all so very much!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Source is RatoPombo: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueSTL/comments/v4ssrj/paarthurnarussy_be_like/
According to comments from here (NSFW site), the shirt loosely translates to "femboy Hooters".
Here's the picture without the captions:
I believe this was the original tweet: https://x.com/fw_me_or_die/status/1641970194351370241
(Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/fw_me_or_die/status/1641970194351370241)
Not even, just an extra assignment for me. I did get poor grades in handwriting (an unofficial category on the report card) all the time, I think I was always destined to be a computer keyboard person.
I had the same experience. A teacher even tried to break me of the habit in elementary school by making me write 100 sentences "the correct way" while the rest of the class got to watch a movie. That just gave me 100 chances to realize how much I hated "the correct way".
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