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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Who knew that an entire instance of smug dumbasses who think they’re smart because they were in their high school’s Model UN would suck

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m a greedy socialist, I just want to appropriate everyone’s grain and toothbrushes to take them for myself

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Isn’t that the guy who invented time and space

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A shark in the Indian Ocean that’s going to have an F35 land on its head

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Ok but what about bread squares

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

People are straight up driving WMDs in public because of how much they love Elmo rofl

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I’m not sure if this was the absolute worst response possible, but it’s gotta be up there, right?

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ok but what if it’s a situation where the baby who’s getting their candy stolen deserves it

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Listening to Meet the Grahams was stomach churning. It legitimately felt like watching a horror movie, the stuff revealed about Drake in that song should get him thrown into a wood chipper if true. Also, I might be wrong but from what I understood the only source on the Kendrick DV allegations was one post on a random person’s blog from like 2014

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 144 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“This piece which is meant to make the listener engage with the world around them is good except for when I don’t want to engage with what’s going on in the world around me”

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Carlos Mencia touched the lathe of heaven

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

That’s because all the movie studios are stealing my ideas

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