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The only answers I have that aren't pictures of my real life friends are jokes.

I'm a coffee roaster (for now). If you feel comfortable DM me an address and I'll ship some good shit this week.

I feel she could be used to really connect to the xanax abuser crowd

Its a more real job than "financial analyst"

I jerk off

My first OS was DOS 5.0, I switched to linux with Fedora core 6

Extend one hand towards the other person and wiggle your fingers independently, and chant "Woogity! Woogity! Woogity!". This may be done palm up or palm down. If there are three or more people should form a circle. Hands are not required to touch, but it's okay if they do. Then you withdraw and go about doing what you set out to do. The whole rite should take no more than three seconds.

He literally does an "I can't hear you" and makes people cheer louder lmao

If this is true, there has to be a better source than an article by a "paleo diet expert" on the blog for a sodium laden "health drink"

I just checked his website and it's like literally every single wellness scam red flag collected together.

I tried to watch some of it but that man has the charisma of a wet paper towel.

I'm working my way through the whole series. I started with 7 then wrapped around.

My way of choice is to say "I feel old" when people mention something they enjoyed as a kid that came out when I was an adult. For example the phrases "my childhood Nintendo Switch" or "I couldn't vote when Trump was elected" make my back hurt.