dumbass

joined 1 year ago
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 33 points 3 weeks ago

*Starts ramming the truck with my car*

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Only one of them is gonna get crushed by Beverly.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I'M JIMMY, I'M THE BAWS, IF I WANNA BE THE PIG, JIMMY WILL BE THE PIG, GIMME THAT, I WANNA BE THE PIG, YEAH JIMMYS THE BAWS.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Each band member adopted an alias to protect their identity and as a nod to their sense of satirical humour. The band consists of Ron Hitler-Barassi as vocals; Humphrey B. Flaubert as vocals, programming; Jock Cheese as bass, guitar, vocals; Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun as keys, vocals; Jon St Peenis as saxophone, vocals; Les Miserables as dancing, vocals; Leak Van Vlalin and Tokin’ Blackman as guitar; and Genre B Goode as vocals.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Because I'm a masochist and I refuse to be forced out by incompetence.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's just a medieval medical journal.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I dunno, can you?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 59 points 1 month ago

Hahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

No love for Big Balls.... That's the most underrated ACCA DACCA song.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Cool, now it can read all the shitty spam or truth social begging emails I get.

 

Boy, knocking off another childhood dream/bucket list item! Keen as fuck for tonight!

 

I wanted to be my departments manager, so I walked into my manager's office with a full script in my head ready for a fight, we've butted heads a lot the last 8 months, like pretty much every day I'm in, so I figured he would be really resistant to me taking the rold, but, the complete opposite happened, he jumped up excited and told me I've made his day... Wtf! Now I have this fighting energy in me and I don't know what to do, but now I'm the Produce department manager and I can finally start fixing all the shit that's been bothering me.

Thank you for your time. I gotta go find someone to get into a disagreement with to get rid of this energy.

I'm not used to getting my way.

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