dylanmorgan

joined 2 weeks ago

“Dan Quayle: the best reason not to assassinate George Bush” - Ice-T

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can’t even read this shit anymore. I’m almost more furious with the Democrats than the republicans at this point. Every single nominee should have been a knock-down, drag-out fight. We’d be better off with an empty cabinet than the array of lickspittles and lunatics in there now.

It’s really bad when Tulsi Gabbard is one of the only trustworthy people in the administration.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I don’t want to be “pretty,” I want to be devastatingly handsome. I want to be actaeonizingly beautiful to all genders.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I learned yesterday that the USFL was initially supposed to be a summer league, to give football players who weren’t NFL-ready out of college a chance to upskill. Donald Trump insisted it have games in the fall, directly competing with the NFL instead. The league failed the same year it moved.

Donald Trump is the anti-Midas: everything he touches turns into garbage.

Also, even this suggestion betrays a lack of understanding about how signal works. A big part of the long term security signal offers is that they don’t store data, so LLM integration would be on-device.

They were probably thinking “the fence will go up next week” and then “oh dang, we don’t have the money for the fence now.”

You can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

Over 1000x the attendance at the military parade.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

I think the logic is “babies are innocent, these people have a choice and they made the wrong one.”

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 days ago (9 children)

And then you get to a point where you look at that and think “clever but I’m sure it’s fucked up in some way that isn’t immediately obvious.”

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If we fed every CEO of a Fortune 500 company into a wood chipper the only effect on the world would be fertilizing some plants.

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