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They wanted me to discuss insurance with them while my lungs were fucked up by pneumonia. It was very frustrating.

Well. It'll be hard to top the 260s, and the Third Century Crisis in general.

by means of cannon

What about the hospital pumping the guy with morphine and then saying, "I dunno! He had a heart attack!".

What about the old fashioned strategy of "Pay up right now or I keel you"? And if the guy pays up, then he gets deported.

難しい移民は日本人にとって面白いですね。なぜか分かりません。はは。

I hear mercury is a tasty exotic beverage in Florida.

Theft. It's much faster than the credit system.

It's because the individual is more important than the community. I suppose you can call it the Harold Shipman clause of medical ethics.

You see, according to US doctrine, you are the only person that matters. Therefore, if you let other people die for fun, it's okay. They're part of the community, not you, the individual.

I have no tolerance for people that murder birds. I hope the bear mace hurt.

I tend to huff arsenic trioxide when I stay at a hotel. Will the hotel smoke detectors fine me for that?

Oh, that's very simple. Warehousing! They need storage space for their gold, and their typical warehouses aren't big enough to hold it all.