midnight_puker

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Hail Gay Satan (sh.itjust.works)
 
White House Faith Office in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

I'm a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

Capitalism means freedom of choice in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried really hard to be born rich but it didn't pan out.

Rule and thank you in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We're there! Nobody move!

Dammit, one of you moved.

Rule and thank you in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'd downvote this if I saw it at 197.

Historic simultaneous protests against Donald Trump at the capitols of all 50 states on Feb 5 in c/usa@midwest.social
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I finally understand what that means.

Body horror, the skull kid, the impending doom when you look up at the sky... in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don't think I've been quite right since.

Anon achieves optimal testosterone in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Auto-Brewery Syndrome in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'd love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Hope yall like screaming in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hope y'all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

Cat in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

A warning to those who say "Woman! Make me a sandwich!" in c/tumblr@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Soup is good food. You make a good meal.

Pear rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I grew up with a pear tree in my yard as well. The only downside was the wasps that it attracted. I used to fucking hate mowing around it.

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Persona 4 - Like A Dream Come True [Shoji Meguro] (youtu.be)
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Super Mario Bros Super Show! - Plumber Rap (youtu.be)
 

You're not a hip-hop head if you don't know this banger.

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Screaming void loaf. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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This little guy showed up in my yard after a rainstorm. Hope he got where he was going. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Dinosaurs rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
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