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Ugh, it’s all so disgustingly incestuous…

I like how the math pipe and the cup of espresso are in the same picture

I always wanted to help my mom with the cooking when we were growing up, but she was such a control freak that she would hardly even allow anyone else into the kitchen. I’m sure plenty of other mothers are like that, too.

I still think that this is the most entertaining theory. Tommy Wiseau does, too.

Apparently, you do know where I went to college, lol

Well, as an American, I definitely know what that is, lol

Also, £12 is about $15.71.

It used to be about 2:1 in the exchange rate, but both of our currencies have been slipping lately

Umm… I hope so?

Why is it any kind of shocked to anyone that the Republican propaganda machine is silent just because they’re so confused and there is so much in fighting, they can’t figure out what to say?

Fuck em

I’m from March 1979

Good news for everyone, particularly any city that wants to try this

I know you guys invented the language, but I don’t understand half the words you just said, lol

But it sounds yummy, so I’ll take your word for it