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[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which side do they hit him with?

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Flat, spike, flat

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Owwie.

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then flat flat spike spike for good measure

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Flat, flat, spike, spike, handle, butt, handle, butt, B, A Start.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

We already had two popes at the same time, we don't need 30.