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Magic Tree House author Mary Pope Osborne, children’s poet Shel Silverstein and Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist Bill Watterson have joined Judy Blume, Sarah J. Maas, Eric Carle and Kurt Vonnegut on a mind-boggling list of hundreds of books purged from some Tennessee school libraries.

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 199 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Fucking Calvin & Hobbes?!

Are you fucking kidding me right now?!

[–] Airowird@lemm.ee 144 points 2 days ago

Can't have cartoons about questioning authority,those 8y olds might get ideas!

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

These people are going after anything that might imply nudity at all. I seem to remember Calvin had an immense hatred of baths. So once his mom finally got him in, poof, that now has to go, because he's naked under all that water.

I'm surprised they don't just ban all visual art that depicts humans, since everyone is naked under their clothes.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A small kid asking for a porn movie??? BAN THAT SHIT!!!!

Calling satanic powers?? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BAN THIS HERETICAL SHIT!!!!!!

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I always loved Calvin's snowman hijinks. And Spaceman Spiff. And all the "I'M HOOoooOOOOooome!"

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think that's it. It's named after philosophers, the people banning aren't always stupid. I bet Calvin seems like a left wing propagandist to them too.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You're not wrong, in general. But in this specific case, in Tennessee, it's specifically about the nudity.

Any materials that “in whole or in part” contain any “nudity, or descriptions or depictions of sexual excitement, sexual conduct, excess violence, or sadomasochistic abuse” are inappropriate for all students and do not belong in a school library.

It's "nudity" of any type, which puts the Venus de Milo in the same category as Brazzers.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

So the Bible is inappropriate for all students and there's several parents I need to report...

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are Christians so afraid of their God given bodies

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They were raised to be terrified of it, and so they raise their kids to be terrified of it, and the cycle perpetuates. It's hard to break. The reasoning is usually that seeing nudity will tempt them to sin. As someone who abandoned his puritanical upbringing nearly 20 years ago, I still have a hard time just being ok with human bodies - even after being a nurse for some years, I'm still not entirely desensitized to nudity.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Thanks for clarifying. I was giving them more credit than was due.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was about to jump in and defend the heck out of Shel Silverstein but it's based on a broad sweeping nudity ban?

That's fair. That man was an accidental children's book author and the best kind of weirdo.
The ban is dumb but his inclusion less so.

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I said before but my guess is that with Shel they saw the title "A Boy Named Sue" and automatically banned him.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Geez... God forbid there's a copious amount of bubbles or something covering anything if Calvin ever does jump back out of the bath

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

There are strips where he's running around naked and you see his butt

[–] tnarg42@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

I have the "Complete Collection" box set, and I broke my 10 year-old son's heart when, after he finished the whole thing, I had to tell him that there were no more. I think they made him a better kid.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, the right wing are just that sensitive.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

An inquisitive young kid with a strong imagination and who asks lots if questions is rarely seen by adults in power as a positive influence.

[–] Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Also, Eric Carle? Really?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Promotes the radical environmentalism ideology and the war on cars biking!

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

And building character!