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"The Washington "Whatever's" should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Washington Redskins Football Team. There is a big clamoring for this," Mr. Trump wrote.

Hours later, Mr. Trump said he "may put a restriction on them that if they don't change the name back to the original 'Washington Redskins,' and get rid of the ridiculous moniker, 'Washington Commanders,' I won't make a deal for them to build a Stadium in Washington."

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, weird right? He doesn't seem to care about anything, but this is his trigger? Like, how many kids did he rape?

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I would guess that's a safe estimate. If you include all SA it's almost certainly triple. He ran children's beauty pageants after all, and notoriously entered women's dressing rooms announced while they were naked at pageants.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Well the best lawyers and most corrupt judges still can't twist what happened on that island potentially decades ago to be part of his official duties, so he could actually go to jail. I suspect avoiding jail was the primary reason he even went for president again.