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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Do you really still need them at this point? I mean lets just come to the conclusion that what we're all thinking is true...

Everyone knows, that’s not enough, we need to burn every single one of these fuckers down.