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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] Yetanotherpaolo@feddit.nl 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "libs" get angry.

Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.

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[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.

"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Except a certain somebody I could name...

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago

Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that was before trump Now I watch us politics like a sitcom

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

it would be funny if it wasn't so dangerous

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 day ago

Everything is projection

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (31 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

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[–] fishy@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Weird weird

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

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Rest of the fucking world

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