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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 24 minutes ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 53 points 9 hours ago
[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 30 points 9 hours ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 hours ago

I can use AI too

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 59 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm an American who moved to the Netherlands in July of '22. I spend a lot of time going back and forth. My then fiancé, now my wife, was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis during the pandemic. Given the obvious price difference for medication to treat the disease, I decided to move in with her instead of her coming to the US.

I find it disheartening to see what the rest of the world thinks about Americans up close. I am competently multilingual enough to hold conversations. I have to admit now that I understand why other natively born Americans pretend that they're from Canada outside of the U.S.

Despite my embarrassment about the body politic and discourse from my country, I find that the the same authoritarian, isolationist, and anti-intellectual mind-viruses that permeate through society in the United States (especially in rural communities) have a beachhead here in Western Europe. Either that or they've always been here to begin with. To me, the difference is that the scale is much smaller.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

don't worry. this is like the fever stage of the virus.

we haven't even started the vomiting yet.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 36 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I hope that we'll find a way to block that bs, like the Kremlin troll farms etc.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

Just FYI, you in Europe should spend more time learning how not to freak out the moment you invite a relatively small amount of Muslim people of color to live among you as refugees and start pushing boats back into the sea to drown. We watch your society start to break apart the moment it drifts even a tiny bit away from white ethnostates. Hungary and Poland fell before the US.

Don't get me wrong, we're a flaming dumpster fire right now, but it gets very tired very quickly listening to you people look down your noses at the US like your shit doesn't stink as you teeter to and from the brink of far right parties taking power every 3 years on a platform of "no Muslims in Country X." You're not wrong, but glass houses my guy. You judge us, but the rest of the world judges us both.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

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Rest of the fucking world

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno. I just live here.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

you inspired me to make an easy to use meme in this situation.

1000001783

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago

Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?

[–] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 hours ago

well i guess someone must be above the law then

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 81 points 14 hours ago (15 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

well, he wasn't a pedophile at least.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 2 hours ago

It is a low bar, but it is a bar

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

FAR better! Like, not even ironically better, all the way better.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

At least he gave a shit.

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[–] lostbit@feddit.nl 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

jesus, The US is absolutely off rails. This is insane

[–] KanadrAllegria@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago

Literally every time I hear news out of my U.S my brain is boggled.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Do you really still need them at this point? I mean lets just come to the conclusion that what we're all thinking is true...

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Everyone knows, that’s not enough, we need to burn every single one of these fuckers down.

[–] attempt@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If anyone makes a video of trump high fiving Epstein on the way back to the bedroom of his private jet with a teenager it might be equally disturbing, I hope we don’t find out

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

you realize that's what he wants, right?

if there's deep fakes of him and Epstein he gets to say,"well it's all fake!" and his base will gobble that shit up like candy.

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