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[–] fishy@lemmy.today 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.

[–] Nico_198X@europe.pub 1 points 19 hours ago

Somehow, Trump found a way...

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

His children will inherit the throne. Usually the eldest, Don Jr., so Donald Trump is still the boss.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

He cares a lot too much about himself to think about what's next after him

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

Trump will make a decree that when he dies, Don Jr becomes Donald Trump. Since he’s then the same person, he gets to keep the title of President.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

He's not going to live forever