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Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.
Have you tried Pilk?
What's pilk
Pepsi + Milk
In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk
That might actually taste good comparitably.
I thought piss and milk.
But you've gotta make sure you get the one with lead in it; the non-leaded stuff's just rubbish and really knocks down the quality.
I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.
I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don't like rootbeer floats. 😮💨
Doesn't even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can't I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?
I honestly don't even like ice cream much, but I love rootbeer floats. Something about how the ice cream disintegrates and turns to slush is awesome. Milk + rootbeer isn't quite the same, but it still gets the creamy flavor.
It's certainly not a universal thing, and I know plenty of people who will take them both separately instead of together.
i like sorbet more than icecream, but i dont mind vanilla/fudge or coffe though.
Wait, this has a name!? It’s better with the coffee creamers that usually come next to the vending machine. Also better if you use Dr. Pepper. Tastes like an ice cream float.
pigeon milk.
How do you get pigeon milk?
it's that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it's healthy so you should always lick it off
from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.
I would honestly try it. And regret it
Wait... Am I a dude bro now?
You can be whatever you want if you set your mind to it
Mind optional in most cases.
Where do I sign for my dirt bike?
(I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I'm pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol' rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)
King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it's called a Hyper Viper. I've tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I'd just go for thematic or pun-based combos.