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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 167 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Assault with a deli weapon

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 47 points 2 weeks ago

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Top-tier pun!

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is so good it should be illegal.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Give the DOJ(ackoffs) a week or two and it will be.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

intercontinental ballistic mayonaisse

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

...take my upvote...