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Hidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local food
(www.dexerto.com)
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
I mean as long as it's a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it's fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It's just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I'm not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It's fine as long as they livestream it
Depends on which country they land first. If it's Spain and the throw that shit on a paella...
Yo this is how you start WWIII