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[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

US President George W. Bush first finds out about 9/11

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I, a child, am on the right. My mother is on the left. I have just done something in public that embarassed my mother. She is whispering in my ear in a scary voice what is going to happen to me when we get home.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope that's pure fiction.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, that's really a picture of my mom and I.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you've doxxed yourselves.

Ninja edit: Never mind. You surely look different now. Carry on.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah but I still get the same look on my face when the waitress leans in and whispers, "Sir, please stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks, or we'll have to ask you to leave."

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks

Some people do not understand what true humor is all about.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Two Hexbearites cosplaying one of our famous emojis second-plane

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

second-plane biden-supervised Global Thermonuclear Telephone

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Favorite answer.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can just feel the sexual tension between them

[–] NESSI3@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Bush learns of the 9/11 attacks for the first time

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

That's the trip-sitter on the left.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"A second poop has his the pants"

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

"sir there have been complaints about a smell..."

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"sir it was leaked that nancy reagan was a throat goat. The republican party's approval rating has reached 90%"

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

left: nutritionist

right: dubya

"You really should eat more pretzels."

[–] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

That wasn't a silent fart

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

"Hail HYDRA"

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who has the AI optical illusion of a destroyed middle eastern country but it's composed to show this photo of Bush

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FanonFan@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Damn, that's probably the only ai gen image id actually consider art lol

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

"sir, don't look, but the people in the mural are staring RIGHT AT YOU"

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

sir, you've shat your pants, sir

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

'Smells like burnt electrical gear"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

biden-supervised Crap Force One has a shortage on adult diapers.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

A scene from the movie, "Spies Like Us", starring Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase. In this scene, Chevy Chases' character is whispering, "Whats a Dikfer?", in Dan Aykroyd's character's ear.