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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm a bit of a hillbilly and I know like seven guys who look exactly like the dude on the right

[–] Okkai@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I swear I used to work with that guy in eastern Kentucky

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This man is definitely from the Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky tristate area.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I went to school with both of them dudes in Texas.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100% but not cincy, dayton, or Louisville. Bumfuck near there.

And yeah he never believes when you tell him all 3 states fought for the union

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

they have a confed flag and their parents are worried about dip?

am i missing something here?

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Passed down through the family...

Same people who bought them the dip in reality.

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[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're worried their parents will steal their dip

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a 38 year single male this is very important information. (I say as I hit the bong)

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You just mean 'A' bong right? Or do you actually have 'THE' bong in your possession?

[–] A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sidyctism@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one bong to rule all bongs

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But they were all of them deceived, for another bong was made.

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The BoD? Made from a black horn? Green smoke?

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

What a dipshit.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, crypto edgelords...

How to BUY the dip from your parents

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looking at those kids, I'm assuming their dad just steels it from the 7-11 he works at.

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

steels

Gotta use the good barricades

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That fucking flag man... What was it like 6 years? MuH hErItAgE!

The vast majority of my families ancestry comes from Italy, but as an American from a family who has been here for over 100 years, keeping an Italian flag just feels incredibly stupid and "fake" to me.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Wii U outlived the confederacy

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It also had about 5 million more people who owned one compared to people in the Confederacy.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Really ties the room together huh

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dip sounds like drugs but I have no idea which kind.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think it's another word for chewing tobacco?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Chawin tobaccer.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yep. Chewing tobacco (go check out Red Man), or chaw, is coarsely chopped. Dip (fucking Skoal wintergreen, I can still smell it just thinking about it) is much more finely chopped. I believe chewing tobacco has fallen out of favor, but I still see a lot of dip rings in people's pants.

Chaw is usually chewed a little to release some flavor before putting it between your gums and cheek. Dip is just placed directly there. You get flavor and nicotine. Always spit, never swallow.

I'm actually jealous of people who have never had the need to know the difference.

[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Here in Canada "chew" refers almost exclusively to snuff (which is what you guys call dip. Real snuff is called "sniffing snuff" and is super rare lol)

If you want a real chew it's just called Red Man or "Red Man style" and it pretty much has to be smuggled from the US. The market is almost entirely dominated here by Copenhagen.

I've been away from nicotine for years but on the rare chance that someone offers me a chew of Red Man I'll go for it. That stuff is pretty good

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

The biggest difference is that chewing tobacco smells like rasins, but tastes like literal ass.

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For Europeans: it's like snus

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Get Big League Chew instead.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Put it on YouTube!

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I smoked as a teen. Who am I to hate on other people's gross habits?

I will say, though, hope you guys look forward to the lingering ghost of addiction as it haunts you the rest of your days.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Just swallow it. Easy peasy

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It looks like Andy Milonakis and that other kid ("T-dog") from Waiting.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Bwhahaha I am a parent and have infiltrated their secret organization.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Channel name is accurate

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