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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The hog father riling up his hog sons creating the most beautiful chorus of squealing on that asshole's birthday.

No idea why he's doing it but I love the cries of betrayal from these swine

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No idea why he's doing it but I love the cries of betrayal from these swine

Denouncing hitler probably has absolutely no harm to a modern fascist movement, and only gain. Modern fascists don't have to call what they want to build fascism, they can just be esoteric and take power, they can hide behind "we denounced hitler" to befuddle people about why they're being called fascists, this muddies the water on fascism.

This is quite unlike communists who are forever tied to previous communist projects and must defend them or else have people assume "communism is nice on paper but its application has proven that it doesn't work". The fascists are unburdened by the constraints of honesty.

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

The power to just fucking lie all the time, and have a core that is fine with the lies and bullshit because in a liberal society they have nothing to lose.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Denouncing hitler probably has absolutely no harm to a modern fascist movement, and only gain.

The worst thing about this is these fucking squealing shitheads always go

"uhm akshully Mussolini was a socialist, so communists are the same as fascists smuglord "

No amount of disproving them convinces anyone that these fascists are being obtuse and lying. It's so smug too.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

The Hogfather is the Discworld Santa clause equivalent with a novel about him thst was made into a very charming TV miniseries. The Hogfather is cool, you leave him turnips and sherry and he leaves gifts.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those fucking replies also lol at Alex Jones who knowingly had on Kanye and fucking Nick Fuentes.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

Truly brutal. Total mask off for Alex.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bit idea: Alex Jones pulls a reverse Kanye, starts saying openly communist shit, gets a lot of attention for like a month and then drops off the face of the earth.

[–] Judge_Juche@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He use to sell coffee made by the Zapatistas and would talk them up in his sales pitch, although he tried to make them seem like American-style libertarians who were rebelling against the Mexican government

[–] nightshade@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Seed Struggle

Nazi usernames are beyond parody

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

I bet they are just having some trouble gardening

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

"Four seeds in a row, one for the rook, one for the crow, one will wither and one will grow."

[–] assyrian@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

it's not hard for modern fascists to repudiate Hitler. fascism is an ideology obsessed with power and display of power, and Hitler is unambiguously a loser. also, his style of fascism is extremely antiquated in the modern day.

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Also, communism fights for the same goals around the world, but every nation's fascism is different

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

stupidpol

"Um actually im not Hitler fan, im a classical Fascist and im actually a follower of this late 19th century Italian Philosopher called Maximo Fascismo"

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The weird part is that a bunch of them claim to follow Mussolini, but Mussolini is even more of a loser than Hitler and it makes no sense if you're obsessed with "winning" and "strength"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mussolini is simultaneously a loser and a winner

[–] panopticon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

no-fash

Looks like somebody got their frown turned upside down!

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

He may have been a giant loser, but that chin is face goals for a lot of incells.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Twitter is a Nazi site

[–] edge@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Who launched the World War?

Who do they think launched it if not Germany?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Arguably, Japan when it invaded China.

But who are we kidding, they mean da joooooz.

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No joke, they think that “world Jewery” declared war on Germany first and that therefore Germany was just defending itself or something completely insane like that

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Nazi Germany had a right to defend itself" is certainly a take

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These people are straight up hitlerite Nazis themselves, Twitter is absolutely crawling with these types now that they don’t get banned, they barely make any effort to veil it.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah but who funded the Nazis that’s where the good shit is

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The baby brain take here seems to be that Germany was only defending itself from Poland's aggression (Ab 5 Uhr 45 wird zurückgeschossen - Hitler) and that England and France declared on small bean Germany first.

And of course it is a dogwhistle about the jews, it always is.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha he even framed it in the most fascist way possible, and the hogs still came running to the trough! "Hitler's worst crime was getting so many Aryans killed!"

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

"I didn't expect the third reich to show up", lol

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are there seriously fan theories saying Alex Jones fucked Blair White

[–] totalyNOTaPIRATE@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

New worst thing I've read all day.

“This is the breakdown with society, and if you don’t let somebody have sex with your car, you’re a homophobe, you’re a bigot, you’re a horrible person,” he said.

Mr Jones, I want to fuck your F-150's tailpipe and you will be cancelled if you decline.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Europhiles are such Nazis

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Finally someone has the balls to say Hitler bad.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Telling someone they're bad on their birthday? not a good look my guy. You're gonna make him cry.

Welcome to ~~the Resistance~~ Antifa... Alex Jones?!?!?!

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Civility@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago