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[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

While you were studying historical materialism, I was reading the manual to EU4

[–] kot@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

When you get your politics from playing Skyrim

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lol hungary is still just hungary

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair to the Hungarians, they're what the Europeans would consider "invaders", if this person was really a retvrn freak, Hungary wouldn't exist.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Europe for the Basques, Indo-Europeans go home

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Expel the Indo-European and Finnic-Uralic invaders back to the steppes from whence they came.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

yeah stand back everyone, apparently jesus christ was a hungarian prince! our loonies are vindicated. christianity is our ancestral religion.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Is he giving the Danes control of Alsace-Lorraine and part of the balkans? Impeccable, no notes. Giving the Gauls all of Iberia? Sure that makes sense

[–] someone@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I conquer the world, I'm going to forcibly resettle everyone in Alsace-Lorraine to elsewhere, wall it off, and let it return to nature. If the little brats who have been killing each other for centuries over it can't play nice and share, nobody gets to play with it.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, make it the new Israel. Would ensure world peace as both France and Germany insists on Israels right to exist

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would’ve made more sense than where we put it. I’ve been saying we should’ve turned Bavaria into Israel, but Alsace works too

[–] kot@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He doesnt know what any of these words mean. He probably just googled "traditional european tribes" and went with the first results.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Traditional European people art

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[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The raven banner is only Danish insofar as all Scandinavians were called "Danes" as a metonym by the English for a bit. Theres a raven banner on the bayeux tapestry. It's not really a Danish symbol

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[–] rio@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, this white supremacist map doesn't make any sense!

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This should be a HB tagline 😂

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Add it to the roster of bangers which I've written and and been snubbed for by the FADCIST THOUGHT POLICE mods and admins

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I appreciate the independent Sápmi somehow coexisting alongside the fucking raven banner pan-Germanic shit

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

czechs are norse? lmao shut the fuck up

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Spain, Ireland, and chunks of England are "Celtic" because a linguistic and pottery culture that's not well defined in archeology from 3,000 years ago, but all the "-sexes" in the UK get to be vikings.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is not going to end well for the Estonians.

[–] dementor333@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or the Hungarians considering they're basically blocking off a Yugolsavia exclave from mega-Russia or whatever that's supposed to be.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Surprisingly generous to the Sami people though. They've been assigned some very important mining areas that they have not actually laid claim to. Very woke.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I hate the Internet

[–] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay. Did this person cancel Whiteness because he thinks it's a Jewish plot?

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Better, he's cancelling Christianity because he thinks it's a Jewish plot.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Let him cook

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

That's been a thing with E*ropean nationalists since the 19th century. Idk who started it but it times in to the German "volk" bs and lots of other right wing European nationalisms.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Yeah the 1500s were super woke and semetic.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

(looks at Bulgaria)

"Ah yes. Exactly one-half Romanian and one-half Greek."

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Show this to Balkans Twitter and start ten thousand fights

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rammstein takes over most of Finland, apparently

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tbh the Sámi should have their own lands though edgeworth-shrug

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Heartwarming: Local White Nationalist Unconditionally Supports #LandBack

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

looks like one of my ck3 games

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

This is Basque erasure

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Aren't most countries still under ethno-religious banners?

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Me after I put in 2000 hours into Crusader Kings 3

[–] nurjahreszeiten@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

How proud he is showing the world what he jerks off to. I studied cartography, still Im not that fixated fictional maps...

Yakub theory continues to have legitimacy

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Anybody here who can break 'em down? Guessing Ireland, Northern England, Spain and Portugal are the Celts. But the red part in south eastern England?

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assumed it's supposed to be Anglo-Saxons but, like, it doesn't really fit with the territory they had before the Normans conquered them.

[–] Noven@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of these tribe boundaries are from the same time period, by the time the Hungarians crossed the Carpathians you already had Al-Andalus covering all of Iberia

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This map is the kinda thing you make when your only understanding of history comes from 4X games.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I was unaware the Basque were Celtic.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Istanbul part of so-called "Europe"

Northwestern Afro-Asians still malding about 1453.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yet slav encroachment on the pontic steppe somehow valid despite happening well after 1453 makima-think getting the totally unexpected vibe that this retvrn fascist might be racist

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