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Pick it up, jack!

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Listen Jack my uncle got eaten by Streetlight Manifesto at Warped Tour 09

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

whywhywhywhywhy PICK IT UP whywhywhywhywhy PICK IT UP! whywhywhywhywhy

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Pick it up pick it up pick it up

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A segregationist ska fan sounds like a bit by nick mullen

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I guess they don't listen to any 2nd wave ska then.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Listen, okay. Right, okay. So, I'm here, doing everything I can. Doing all that I have with what I have. I'm being a superman, man!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I think it's strange maybe you think.. uh. Something is also strange. That uh, that we have a way of how look and say and...well, uh, how people think! Now we can be like Jake and pretend we're not uh the same guy as you are.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Listen, mack. You gotta, gotta stop your messin' around man. Think of your fu-uh...whats gonna happen to ya! Foolin' around and making troubles. It's not good for you or the town. Cut it out! Right out! That's my uh, my message to ya. Fat.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HOE dubois-dance kitsuragi-dance

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

STAND USER: ジョセフ・バイデン (Josefu Baiden)

STAND NAME: フォール・ダウン・ボーイ(Fōru Daun Bōi)

[–] flan@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like a fall user lea-finger-guns

I cant think of any stand names to make jokes with rn :(

[–] flan@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Fall Down Boy

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His Stand is a Cheap Trick knockoff called The Parliamentarian.

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

i feel like if i got a stand it'd just be like. cheap trick or superfly

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

junglist massive

[–] AtomPunk@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

President of the United States of Ameriska

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen: the Skamerican President

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

referring to everyone as "jack" would have been such a good skaism if Sleepy Joe didn't take it

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

Ska came before reggae.

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

WELL HERE I AM

DOING EVERYTHING I CAN! (Which isn't much because the presidents powers are limited, but only for democrat presidents tho)

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Skankin’ Joe! trump-anguish

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Joe and ska deserve each other lmao

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Back in school, you ever get busted for trying to walk and have some administrator tell you, "Listen, fat"?

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

uprock to headspin to flare to maybe 1990 or 2000

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Love me some ska, love me some skanking. It hurts how hard this picture goes, given the dude doing it...

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

"Where did you come from, where did you gooo..."

"Where did you come from Genocide Joe?"

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