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Spoiler: Boeing Starliner launch was canceled the day after.

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Did they delete this tweet? I don't see it on their nitter page. It would have been on May 5.

Also, just found this on Alan Shepard's wiki page: "On April 12, 1961, Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became the first person in space, and the first to orbit the Earth.[70] It was another body blow to American pride.[67] When Shepard heard the news he slammed his fist down on a table so hard a NASA public relations officer feared he might have broken his hand.[71]"

wojak-nooo You can't get to space first!

yuri

[–] Droplet@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes, they deleted it. The Russian Embassy in South Africa twitter account replied and the link it pointed to is now unavailable.

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Mock us, viciously. It is the only way.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I learned from the replies there that some weirdos don't think his flight counts because he ejected before landing and one of those "international" organizations that are always fucking French said you have to land for it to count.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

that's some pharmaceutical grade cope right there

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m quite sure that Gagarin actually landed after going to space, not like he’s still up in the air somewhere. Having to be in the launch craft when you land is such a ridiculous technicality lmao nobody should take that seriously. Like he went to space and came back, and he was the first person to do so, nobody can dispute that.

[–] utopologist@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The criterion of having to be in the craft when it touches the earth again came exclusively from the West realizing that Soviet craft would most likely come down onto land because of how large and how far from the oceans the USSR was. Since US craft could come down into the ocean and the astronauts could be easily recovered, they basically got the international aeronautics body to add that little detail in there. Absolute bullshit

[–] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Sorry but you have to comedown on land for it to count as "landing", if you comedown on the ocean it is technically diving soviet-chad

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

You know what they say, orbiting is just falling without landing. He never landed. #GagarinTruther

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sorry I can't hear your dumb yankee bullshit from up here yuri

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, then none of the Challenger Astronauts count.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you mean Columbia. I don't think anyone would argue challenger counts.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Challenger crew got pretty high up, depending on your religious views.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

ehhh probably down under tbh shrug-outta-hecks

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I knew there was a better one and couldn't think of the name and decided not to look it up

[–] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

i love the kerbal-ass way they had to eject before landing. if it works it works

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The American mission didn't travel very far at all either

Compared to Gagarin's orbit

[–] Droplet@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It wasn’t even orbital. It was a 15-minute suborbital flight which is even more embarrassing.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it took the Americans almost another year to achieve an orbital flight

But they did learn some things

In addition, due to the lessons learnt from the previous two manned flights, MA-6 was the first American spaceflight to include a dedicated urine collection device

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

The yanks took trucker culture to space

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

First person in orbit: Yuri Gagarin

Second person in orbit: Gherman Titov

Amerikkka took third place in a one on one race

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Mercury Project was like my KSP flights

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

yuri "Heard you were talking shit"

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm half awake from a nap and typed "Yuri" into the search bar not thinking 😑

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

volcel-judge We found another one

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Yuri Gagarin's name will one day be remembered on other planets. Alan Sheppard will be remembered as Tom Cruise.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Sorry sweety, but Yuri Gagarin was a Russian not.

[–] henfredemars 23 points 1 year ago

Smells like AI.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Crude flight kelly

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

death to america

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair Yuri wasn't crewing the capsule, he was payload