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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Men are having fantasies of being accepted by their imaginary daughters despite their differences. This is powerful psychology.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That cybertruck is never going to make it out of that field on the cover without rutting into the ground and bricking itself.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

The child shouldn't be standing so close, it's already sending images of her to Tesla HQ, and is liable to burst into flames any moment.

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Oh, it's serious? Let me laugh even harder michael-laugh

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My first thought was "Good meme" then I clicked and read the overview, my second thought was "Oh no..."

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

We had the exact same journey then lmao.

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

you laugh but this is the product documentation manual that comes in the glove box

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Literally nothing could have prepared me for that image.

[–] amphibian@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

This went the exact opposite way I assumed it would go, absolutely deranged what the hell

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Time for my new book, The Ugly Guillotine..ling gui

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

It's probably all ai

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The incredible towing power and sustainable energy source in question is actually a malnourished child in a Congolese cobalt mine.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

man i just woke up to this shit how dare you

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

M'lord, I inked a fable about the cyberwagon. Surely the commoners will come 'round once they realize the wagon isn't a disgusting heap of junk.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

poor lil cybertruck is really the savior of amerikkka cultural values stupidpol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cybertruck is like Cyberpunk the video game in that chuds invested their hopes and dreams in the game ending the woke mind virus in games and that flopped. Now they're hoping this lemon of a car will save white people.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

This shit is so pathetic it's causing me physical harm

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With it's unconventional [stupid] and futuristic [1993 Starfox on SNES] appearance...

somebody should make a video where that block of dumb is in the background of Corneria or whatever, crashes into another block, and then sets on fire without having been shot at.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Falco: "Geez, what was that hunk of junk?"

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I want to kill

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

stalin shouldn't have stopped at berlin

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

discovering all the amazing things this high-tech vehicle can do. From its incredible towing power to its sustainable energy source

"High-tech" things like towing shit and running on batteries, which famously only the Cybertruck can do.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I still haven't fully recovered from Skibidi Biden

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

5.0 out of 5 stars Smiles and Sunshine! Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2023 Verified Purchase

Short read, taking five minutes or less. Lovely illustrations! Neat to see the journey of this little girl who goes from not liking the Cybertruck to loving it as she begins to understand the value that it provides. It offers a nice lesson in perspective: it’s easy to dismiss people who might be different from us, but when we get to understand and know them, we see them for their real value, and we can develop appreciation and love for the people around us, as well as for their unique ideas.

There's also a five-star review from someone with the same name as the author:

Diego Martinez 5.0 out of 5 stars I used to hate the Cybertruck but now I love it!❤️ Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2023 Verified Purchase

While I don't think this will turn everybody into a Cybertruck lover. It makes you think of how truly unique this truck is to our generation. It's a great read with kids and it allows my child and I to talk about engineering concepts that most won't get. This is a great tale for a budding engineer ❤️

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

By towing power do they mean its power to be towed back to the shop when it breaks down after a mile?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I choose to believe this isn't real