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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liar. UlyssesT died after slipping on a banana peel in a hilariously comic manner

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

UlyssesT died after running headfirst into a wall with a painting of a tunnel leading to HBO's headquarters

[–] booty@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

excuse me, mods! i-spil-my-jice we need to crack down on this like the fake kissinger death posts back in the day

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We've got UlyssesT back home, pipe down back there!

The UlyssesT back home:

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I'm doing my best angery

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I though the TV show Barry was good and don't care for the children's show character Barney.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should try making a new season of Barney where one of the kids is played by Bill Hader.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Barney gets a PTSD flashback and ends up shooting B.J.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

He can be played by Fred Armison, who is making this face when he removes the costume's head.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Excellent work with the hst-gun

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me who joined Hexbear after the departure of UlyssesT just figuring out the context of this post: boohoo

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤯

you fit in so perfectly here, I genuinely thought you had been around longer than I have

I am shook

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

RIP

It's probably because Hexbear is the first online space I've joined in which I didn't feel like I had to justify my existence or have constant fears of receiving hateful comments. It exposed me to a new side of myself in a sense.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah I clicked to see when I read that comment and was just absolutely blown away by the idea that you've only been hanging out here for the last 3 months

like, it was This Calendar Year

wtf

you are a part of the fabric of the place in a way that is really beautiful ❤️ love that you're here

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

sicko-hexbear-crowd One of us! One of us!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

This is like in the It's Always Sunny episode where Mac and Charlie fake their deaths and Frank makes a fake Charlie mannequin to cope

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Omg it's him!

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Your treat is pretending to be UlyssesT

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

it's true, we do 😔

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

i need my truck for work, jed

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

rat-salute thank you for your service dead-motherfucker

[–] fox@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I recall the man had a custom wine cave emoji maybe-later-honey 🍷maybe-later-kiddo

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

How do you expect anyone to connect "booba waifu" to Katherine Oppenheimer

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

UlyssesT was the Steve Urkel of the website