Liar. UlyssesT died after slipping on a banana peel in a hilariously comic manner
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
UlyssesT died after running headfirst into a wall with a painting of a tunnel leading to HBO's headquarters
excuse me, mods! we need to crack down on this like the fake kissinger death posts back in the day
We've got UlyssesT back home, pipe down back there!
The UlyssesT back home:
I'm doing my best
I though the TV show Barry was good and don't care for the children's show character Barney.
They should try making a new season of Barney where one of the kids is played by Bill Hader.
Barney gets a PTSD flashback and ends up shooting B.J.
He can be played by Fred Armison, who is making this face when he removes the costume's head.
Excellent work with the
Me who joined Hexbear after the departure of UlyssesT just figuring out the context of this post:
🤯
you fit in so perfectly here, I genuinely thought you had been around longer than I have
I am shook
RIP
It's probably because Hexbear is the first online space I've joined in which I didn't feel like I had to justify my existence or have constant fears of receiving hateful comments. It exposed me to a new side of myself in a sense.
yeah I clicked to see when I read that comment and was just absolutely blown away by the idea that you've only been hanging out here for the last 3 months
like, it was This Calendar Year
wtf
you are a part of the fabric of the place in a way that is really beautiful ❤️ love that you're here
thank you
One of us! One of us!
This is like in the It's Always Sunny episode where Mac and Charlie fake their deaths and Frank makes a fake Charlie mannequin to cope
Omg it's him!
Your treat is pretending to be UlyssesT
Pleasure
Why Ohio?
they know what they did
it's true, we do 😔
i need my truck for work, jed
thank you for your service
I recall the man had a custom wine cave emoji 🍷
How do you expect anyone to connect "booba waifu" to Katherine Oppenheimer
UlyssesT was the Steve Urkel of the website