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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Where's my Furiosa to top me? sadness

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

peter-running this is worse than the time I saw Dark Knight Rises on opening night

Last time my husband went to a movie it was 70 bucks for two tickets, a big diet soda, a big popcorn and a sour patch kids.

Also the movie was 3.5 hours long. Unsurprisingly I had to take a shit in that time frame which I hate doing in public, especially in a place with 8 stalls and kids small enough to look under them.

I used to love going to the movies. In high school I would pay for one ticket and hop around and to this day it occurs to me when a movie from that time frame comes out I've often only seen 40% of it. I love the rancid coconut oil smell and the sticky carpets.

But if I'm going to hire a sitter I'm not going to spend 4 hours watching 2 hours of actual movie while my high wears off.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

watched it on Saturday, 0/10 no lasagna at all