Masculinity is measured via width
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
The ideal man doesnt exi-
This is the "real men" Seinfeld was talking about.
i just saw an acrticle about his "real men"/"agreed upon hierarchy" comments
he's just neat
Hides the naval, and goes down beyond the knee, mashallah brother is hiding the awrah
Say whatever you want about the rest of the Disney Star Wars films but 'you are both cursed to be uncontrollably pulled into video calls with your evil nemesis at unpredictable moments' is a both hilarious and banger concept and people should just lift it entirely for their own use.
This is what I meant when I say I studied a broad
W I D E
Hey, this is basically me atm
You're implying that ONLY women lust after Majima, and not literally everyone.
Majima Everywhere for Everyone
Not wide enough
If I want to edit his pants taller
Majima would be the perfect man if not for the several very bad things he does
wiiide guys
Real wide boy hours.
I accidentally typed wife boy. Which almost had me commit to the depressed goblin nightmare boy bit for this post, but I am not strong enough
This is just a worse Dalton Castle
Slippery