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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Masculinity is measured via width

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

The ideal man doesnt exi-

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the "real men" Seinfeld was talking about.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

michael-laugh i just saw an acrticle about his "real men"/"agreed upon hierarchy" comments

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

crush he's just neat

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Hides the naval, and goes down beyond the knee, mashallah brother is hiding the awrah goku-halal

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Say whatever you want about the rest of the Disney Star Wars films but 'you are both cursed to be uncontrollably pulled into video calls with your evil nemesis at unpredictable moments' is a both hilarious and banger concept and people should just lift it entirely for their own use.

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

This is what I meant when I say I studied a broad

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Hey, this is basically me atm

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're implying that ONLY women lust after Majima, and not literally everyone.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Majima Everywhere for Everyone

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

If I want to edit his pants taller

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Majima would be the perfect man if not for the several very bad things he does

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

pingu-horny wiiide guys

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Real wide boy hours.

I accidentally typed wife boy. Which almost had me commit to the depressed goblin nightmare boy bit for this post, but I am not strong enough

[–] goose@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

This is just a worse Dalton Castle

Dalton Castle

[–] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago