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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

is this... loss?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't know Jerma was married to Betty Boop. This is a scoop!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know that Sonic is a pretty sexually open guy?

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only Sponge Bob is Ace in the Mr. Boop universe.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

waow-based literally better ace rep than I've seen lmao

[–] doesntmatter@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

a Betty Scoop

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, but I hate it.

Holy fuck do I hate it.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's mr boop and they're in love, why do you hate love, manparts

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm so very sorry

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Types of wife guys, in decreasing order of yikes:

  • Misogynists with a trophy wife that don't see their wives as human beings

  • My friend that started dating a "Rhodesian" and started gradually sliding right (and people of this archetype)

  • Whatever the fuck this comic is

  • A regular person who is in love but is mildly annoying about it

  • Tom Bombadil

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imagine how the guys will react when they see I'm married to freaking Betty Boop!

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine how the guys will react when I HEY-DILLY-DILLO!!!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Real Mr. Boop heads have played through the game at least 10 times.

https://alecrobbins.itch.io/mr-boop

[–] girl_liker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

This entire webcomic is an incredible fever dream and I love it

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Mr. and Mrs. phoenix-objection-2walter

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why is her lower lip below her neck?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Quiet. She's sensitive about it.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Mrs. Boop doesn't have a chin, that's just where her lips are.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

~~they're been drawing her that way for 90 years~~ wait is this a wrong answers only contest?

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Why are his eyebrows above his head? Immersion ruined, my belief can only be suspended so far!

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder what happens when he tells the guys at work about this clueless