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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Strom Thurmond would be very disappointed in his good friend Joe

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

In a desperate play for votes, Jo Biden gave a post-bottom-surgery press conference to announce her campaign's new line of "voter socks" and DemoCAT ears.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

mans brain is leaking out his ears in real time please someone take granddads license away

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

joe should go 100 mph in his vintage corvette right off the by broken bridge in baldamor

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah i listen to POC voices

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

thanks, Jack biden-nibble

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

"Communists talk about respecting other people's identities except for when Biden claims to be a black woman huh?"

smuglord

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is he wrong? His fucking stans think he's the first "black" president ever. Ain't that some shit? You got my dad who hates black people voting for a guy who's desperate for black voters.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bill Clinton was the first black president.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

um it was george washington.

there is so many black people today with the last name washington that it only makes logical sense that he was probably also black.

[–] goose@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

didn't expect Subcommandante Marcos to have a hexbear account

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

The fact that he actually said this is like some glitch-in-the-matrix shit, the system is falling apart

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

how historic Biden really is

That's one way to call his age

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Stuttering is when you say you're a black woman and a black president

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago
[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Donald Trump addressing Biden at the next debate

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

He's cooked, no shot he recovers from this... No, I don't believe they're going to try and send it with him anymore, I can't believe it.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

As we know, Clinton was the first black male president, and now Biden with black women!

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

joe biden is my black woman president.

liberalism

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago
[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I love that he goes on all of these talk shows that are hosted by black people and he's just like "black! Black! Listen black! The black black black is so black that black is black! Don't black forget black!"