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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 172 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure this was consensual.

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 130 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 115 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 101 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?

[–] jayk@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

because of WOKE

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 61 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 134 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The episode writes itself

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 40 points 11 months ago

Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's a good thing she didn't have to taste it, then.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

Butt chugging doesn't require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.

[–] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

Only one way to find out. Shots shots shots

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The funnel gets 86'd

What does this mean?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of "getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is", most commonly "86 that thought/idea" in place of "forget that" or similar

Turns out it originally is from food menus

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I always heard it as "8 miles out, 6 feet under" I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It's always been from restaurants as far as I remember. I've only ever heard it in restaurant contexts; i.e. "we're 86 French fries" or something like that.

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Keep it in the bedroom kids!

[–] RandomGuy79@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course it's in fucking waycross

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 10 points 11 months ago

Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?

[–] signor@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] waz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 11 months ago

Obviously it has to be frozen.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

how would she boof rocks

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That's one way to paint an Atlas

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I really don't see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

At least they ate living their best lives it seems... I can't hate it.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don't have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 1 points 11 months ago

You are being very specific here...

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?